WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

Vlad and i were beheaded by Rosie for being cunts. 


Whole Lotta Rosie is a song by ACDC off Let There Be Rock released march 1977. Its about Bon Scott's one night stand with an obese Tasmanian woman, Rosie, at the freeway gardens motel in Melbourne. The song's first verse reveals Rosie's measurements; 42" 39" 56" and apparently as Bon Scott was trying to escape later that morning he had to roll over her, which woke her up and he had to do her all over again.


THEE LOLITAS PLAY LIVE SATURDAY MARCH 24TH.

HOT DOG.

We are playing Thee Lexington Arrows and Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb at the Red Palace on wed at around eight-ish.

Vlad Dolan will be giving out guitar lessons for a small fee after our gig, he's an amazing guitarist and wants to share his gift.




We still dont have the records to sell...or the buttons...

TEST PRESS PT 2

OOOOPS!I fucked up. I was wrong. It's actually going to be:

SIDE A
Your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
Caffeine pills

TEST PRESS

SIDE A
your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
fatty go!

Out on Arnold Records sometime soon which means you better start saving up your cotters so you can buy one for your boyfriends girlfriends neighbours co0 workers fuck it, buy one for your parents tis the holiday season after all.

THANKSGIVING DAY MASSACRE!

                 
                                                                                    Guess who's back?
It's Jacky Majic reminding you that we, THEE LOLITAS will be playing with the MISSING MONUMENTS on thanksgiving day November 24th at the black cat. The Missing monuments are King Louie's band, and you of course know King Louie from The Persuaders and The Exploding Hearts who were amazing! The Missing Monuments are fucking great! Thee Lolitas are cunts!
We go on at around 930ish so that gives us time for a                                 quick run to Nandos, and a quick run to RedTube to rub one out, and maybe a quick nap.

ARNOLD ROBLES

Arnold Records experienced some minor problems and to make it up to us they are making pins/buttons for us! That's the design and it will glow in the dark as i, Jacky Majic am rather dark skinned and sometimes people cannot see me when the lights are low.

THEE LOLITAS ARE CUNTS!

We are playing Thanksgiving day Nov 24th at the black cat with the missing monuments.

THEE LOLITAS ARE CUNTS!

11/11/11

Two more days til the wmuc gig!
Reminds me of playing Smash! messing up a coupla times and freaking out/breaking down afterwards i left the store and hid by the alley, took me about ten minutes to realise i was sitting on the ground and the reason everyone was starring at me was because i was sweating profusely and wearing a "SELFISH CUNT" tee shirt!

It is 11/11/11.

THEE LOLITAS play WMUC on sunday the 13th with the almighty Foul Swoops
and the 14th of November with the Sons Of Guns.

It is now 11/11/11
11:11pm.

how clever!