HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!

From Jacky Vladmir Dolan and Colin.

ITS A FLIER INNIT?

I gave them out to girls in yoga pants, girls in boots, girls in high heels and short skirts, blondes, some redheads, some strawberry blondes, sistahs who looked me up and down and laughed at me, the girls who work at whole foods bakery section (god bless em), nurses who come into my coffee shop in their uniforms, policewomen, i gave one to a nun!!

I dont think anyone's going to come though...

STACKRACKS!

Nothings happened since that last post.

Colin plays bass Vlad bought a new guitar and I gained weight then lost it and then gained it back.

nandos baby!

We play wednesday 24th at the wonderland ballroom with The almighty Sniffs and Beach house.

WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

Vlad and i were beheaded by Rosie for being cunts. 


Whole Lotta Rosie is a song by ACDC off Let There Be Rock released march 1977. Its about Bon Scott's one night stand with an obese Tasmanian woman, Rosie, at the freeway gardens motel in Melbourne. The song's first verse reveals Rosie's measurements; 42" 39" 56" and apparently as Bon Scott was trying to escape later that morning he had to roll over her, which woke her up and he had to do her all over again.


THEE LOLITAS PLAY LIVE SATURDAY MARCH 24TH.

HOT DOG.

We are playing Thee Lexington Arrows and Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb at the Red Palace on wed at around eight-ish.

Vlad Dolan will be giving out guitar lessons for a small fee after our gig, he's an amazing guitarist and wants to share his gift.




We still dont have the records to sell...or the buttons...

TEST PRESS PT 2

OOOOPS!I fucked up. I was wrong. It's actually going to be:

SIDE A
Your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
Caffeine pills

TEST PRESS

SIDE A
your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
fatty go!

Out on Arnold Records sometime soon which means you better start saving up your cotters so you can buy one for your boyfriends girlfriends neighbours co0 workers fuck it, buy one for your parents tis the holiday season after all.