TEST PRESS PT 2

OOOOPS!I fucked up. I was wrong. It's actually going to be:

SIDE A
Your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
Caffeine pills

TEST PRESS

SIDE A
your pretty face is going to the loo

SIDE B
fatty go!

Out on Arnold Records sometime soon which means you better start saving up your cotters so you can buy one for your boyfriends girlfriends neighbours co0 workers fuck it, buy one for your parents tis the holiday season after all.

THANKSGIVING DAY MASSACRE!

                 
                                                                                    Guess who's back?
It's Jacky Majic reminding you that we, THEE LOLITAS will be playing with the MISSING MONUMENTS on thanksgiving day November 24th at the black cat. The Missing monuments are King Louie's band, and you of course know King Louie from The Persuaders and The Exploding Hearts who were amazing! The Missing Monuments are fucking great! Thee Lolitas are cunts!
We go on at around 930ish so that gives us time for a                                 quick run to Nandos, and a quick run to RedTube to rub one out, and maybe a quick nap.

ARNOLD ROBLES

Arnold Records experienced some minor problems and to make it up to us they are making pins/buttons for us! That's the design and it will glow in the dark as i, Jacky Majic am rather dark skinned and sometimes people cannot see me when the lights are low.

THEE LOLITAS ARE CUNTS!

We are playing Thanksgiving day Nov 24th at the black cat with the missing monuments.

THEE LOLITAS ARE CUNTS!

11/11/11

Two more days til the wmuc gig!
Reminds me of playing Smash! messing up a coupla times and freaking out/breaking down afterwards i left the store and hid by the alley, took me about ten minutes to realise i was sitting on the ground and the reason everyone was starring at me was because i was sweating profusely and wearing a "SELFISH CUNT" tee shirt!

It is 11/11/11.

THEE LOLITAS play WMUC on sunday the 13th with the almighty Foul Swoops
and the 14th of November with the Sons Of Guns.

It is now 11/11/11
11:11pm.

how clever!

$$$$$$

Hello! Jacky here, reminding you that we are playing at WMUC on Sunday the 13th of November with Foul Swoops, and Monday 14th November with Sunz Of Gunz at the Galaxy Hut. Vlad and i, Jacky majic have been watching a ton of Latina porn to prepare for these gigs, in fact we sat through a ten minute porno where the first 4 minutes was the couple being interviewed in Spanish! WE DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! yet we sat through the whole thing!! Any ways, I,  Jacky Majic need you to tune in on Sunday the 13th and to come to the Galaxy Hut gig so we can make money to buy new drum parts and Vladmir needs a new amp and...oh who are we kidding? We'll prolly end up going to Nandos and spend all the money there.

Cheap Na$$ty.

ZOO MUSIC GIRLS!

WE ARE PLAYING GALAXY HUT WITH THE SUNS OF GUNS!

JIM MOTHERFUCKER!

NO NEW WAVE NO FUN!

SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKER!

San Francisco cocksucker is a great tune! but more importantly its an amazing title for a song, its the kind of title that sticks with an audience, it comes ready made with a back story even before you've heard the slurred vocals. Please foul swoops DON'T change the title!

JACKY'S MIX FOR THE FOUL SWOOPS
SIDE A
1. kick out the jams motherfucker MC5
2. Motherfucker from hell THE DATSUNS
3. Shit fucking job TWO TEARS
4. Fucked on ketamine DEMONS CLAWS
5. Fuck the pain away PEACHES
SIDE BEE
1. Fuck the NME BILLY C
2. Cocksucker blues STONES
3. Fuck the police NWA
4. Big bad mean motherfucker GIRLS
5.Fuck this band MCLUSKY

TOMORROW

TODAY

REBELLIOUS LOLITAS JUKEBOX

JACKY MAJIC

1. OFWGKTA radical

2. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE anthology

3. SIC ALPS napa state

4. COSMONAUTS new psych denim

5. ASSORTED STONES

VLADMIR DOLAN:

1. DEMON'S CLAWS sick chili pt 2

2.CHEATER SLICKS

3. TY SEGALL bye bread

4. WAYLON 

5. UM, PET SHOP BOYS??

BINGO TRAPPER'S BREAK OUT! BINGO TRAPPER'S BREAKOUT!

10 REASONS WHY JACKY LOVES THIS PHOTO;
1. the fags in hand
2. Dev is high as a kite!
3. Dev's "thee lolitas" marilyn monroe tee (she's a cunt)
4. i love bands that sweat, and at this show the foul swoops sweattttttttttttttt!
5. Apparently they were all born in the same hospital
6. Steve Creswell's beard
7. the "who farted" look on their faces
8. if you look to the right of Sean you can see VD and Elizabeth wrestling on the grass (i Jacky, snipped that part out).
9. i forget what nine was for
10. later that night we had a jam with an electric guitar that wasn't plugged in.

JACKY MADE SOME FLIERS!

MALCOLM XXX

CODMOTHER, FIGHT CLUB, WAYLON AND DYLAN.

Does anyone know if codmother at U st. is any good? they are supposed to be a fish and chip shop that plays punk music and offers ASBOS but so far only one person keeps suggesting it to us.

 Now we, THEE LOLITAS consider ourselves experts at  all things fishy or indeed chippy and we would love to visit the codmother but shows work wanking a fight club dvd that wont play Waylon and Dylan bootlegs keep getting in the way, so i, Jacky Majic need you to go and find out all you can about Codmother then post a reply to this.
We shall be playing Asefus Lounge on 9th street at around seven pm.

COME SEE ME, JACKY MAJIC!

We are playing the Black cat main stage with the thrilltones on friday the 8th and then we are playing Asefus lounge on thursday the 14th with fishnet stalkers. The thrilltones are a ska band that wear suits and fishnet stalkers are skinny jeaned feather haircut motherfuckers.

OOPS

NOW LOOK AT ME, JACKY MAJIC!!!

LOOK AT ME...

...JACKY MAJIC!!!

NANKERING WITH THE FOUL SWOOPS

Hello, Jacky Maj. here, reminding you that we are playing the CD Cellar in Arlington tomorrow at 6pm with the almighty foul swoops. i was thinking of throwing poppers while they performed a la the last Reatards performance but i chickened out. Did you see that performance? Jay pissed on his guitar player for no reason at all...must be a guitarist thing as Vlad Dolan has threatened on numerous occasions to poop on my forehead as i nap...the man is fuckin psycho!

Fatty Go

Hey, I'm back...Jacky Majic.  I'm posting another song.  It's called "Fatty Go" and is about...actually, I don't know what it's about.  I sing a little on this song.  I wish Dennis would have put me up in the mix a little more.  I have been told many times that I have a beautiful voice.  Vlad doesn't like this song because he says the "guitar wankery" at the end "blows."  I say, who cares?  It's got me singing!

FATTY GO! by thee lolitas

Caffeine Pills

Hello, it's me, Jacky Majic again. Here is another song we recorded with Dennis Kane. I think this song is about Vlad enjoying a cup of coffee. I'm not sure since he refuses to actually tell me for sure one way or another. I myself don't like coffee at all! GROSS!

CAFFEINE PILLS by thee lolitas

Black & Mild

Hello, my name is Jacky Majic and I play drum on this song.  This was recorded by the stellar Dennis Kane.  We did it live and you can hear Vlad get out of breath from all the strumming and singing.  I had so much fun recording, but the Dominos pizza we ate gave me the trots.  I didn't like that.

Black & Mild by thee lolitas

Man, this is beautiful.

Jacky Majic posted this.

Hello...

...my name is Jacky Majic.  I like rubbing copious amounts of lotion on my bare chest.  I have trouble reaching my back.  Think you can help?

Mick obviously had some good wings right before this pic was taken.

Where can I get good wings in DC?

show

we play the CD CELLAR on sunday july 3rd at 6pm with the mighty FOUL SWOOPS. Its a free show and then there is a bbq and fireworks and an after party at the orgy house. And then the almighty YEAH GATES will release a free comp...actually it may not be free at all but just steal it anyways...no one will judge you....

FUCK THE POOR!
EAT THE RICH!

mainly because myspace sucks. I'm gonna go watch Red Tube now.  You know where to find me.