Friday, November 18, 2011


                                                                                    Guess who's back?
It's Jacky Majic reminding you that we, THEE LOLITAS will be playing with the MISSING MONUMENTS on thanksgiving day November 24th at the black cat. The Missing monuments are King Louie's band, and you of course know King Louie from The Persuaders and The Exploding Hearts who were amazing! The Missing Monuments are fucking great! Thee Lolitas are cunts!
We go on at around 930ish so that gives us time for a                                 quick run to Nandos, and a quick run to RedTube to rub one out, and maybe a quick nap.


Arnold Records experienced some minor problems and to make it up to us they are making pins/buttons for us! That's the design and it will glow in the dark as i, Jacky Majic am rather dark skinned and sometimes people cannot see me when the lights are low.


We are playing Thanksgiving day Nov 24th at the black cat with the missing monuments.


Friday, November 11, 2011


Two more days til the wmuc gig!
Reminds me of playing Smash! messing up a coupla times and freaking out/breaking down afterwards i left the store and hid by the alley, took me about ten minutes to realise i was sitting on the ground and the reason everyone was starring at me was because i was sweating profusely and wearing a "SELFISH CUNT" tee shirt!

It is 11/11/11.

THEE LOLITAS play WMUC on sunday the 13th with the almighty Foul Swoops
and the 14th of November with the Sons Of Guns.

It is now 11/11/11

how clever!

Sunday, November 6, 2011


Hello! Jacky here, reminding you that we are playing at WMUC on Sunday the 13th of November with Foul Swoops, and Monday 14th November with Sunz Of Gunz at the Galaxy Hut. Vlad and i, Jacky majic have been watching a ton of Latina porn to prepare for these gigs, in fact we sat through a ten minute porno where the first 4 minutes was the couple being interviewed in Spanish! WE DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! yet we sat through the whole thing!! Any ways, I,  Jacky Majic need you to tune in on Sunday the 13th and to come to the Galaxy Hut gig so we can make money to buy new drum parts and Vladmir needs a new amp and...oh who are we kidding? We'll prolly end up going to Nandos and spend all the money there.

Cheap Na$$ty.